Saturday, 16 August 2014

Mind games...


José Mourinho has hailed Bedfordshire self-findist and County Recorder Steve Blain as the heir apparent to his unofficial position as the 'World's Most Accomplished Mind Game Specialist', after a shocking revelation conclusively failed to make headlines...until now.

Yesterday, Friday 15th August, it is alleged that Mr Blain remarked to Mr Darren Oakley-Martin - current SFYL leader - that ''you really should win it now'' whilst both men were at Broom GP...spectacularly finding bugger all.

Six small words, but with the huge implication that anything less than finishing in first position will represent a sensational failure for Mr Oakley-Martin. The seemingly off-hand remark also successfully served to alleviate the pressure on Mr Blain, who has been SFYL champion every year since he was six.

It has been rumoured by 'a source close to Mourinho' that Chelsea FC will be making Mr Blain a contract offer as the new Club Psychologist. Who knows, he may even be able to get inside the head of Fernando Torres.

At the time of going to press, neither Mr Blain nor Mr Oakley-Martin were available for comment.

(Copyright, Self-findists Monthly, August 2014)

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