Wednesday 28 January 2015

January find of the month award

Last night, at Grizzly's Cafe, on the A1 near Biggleswade, Jeremy Clarkson - massive UK400 Member and some time petrol-head - presented the inaugural prize to this month's find-of-the-month prize-winner, Mr Richard Bashford.

Below - Mr Clarkson life-ticking Lesser Racket-tailed Drongo at Bramingham Park, Luton, with J May Esq.

In front of a huge audience of between six and seven truckers - plus Stephen Northwood - a vagrant - who had wandered in to use the facilities, Mr Clarkson uttered...

''He found a Great White Egret at Roxton, which means that he's found three now. He is the undoubted master of large egret-finding in is surely only a matter of time before he finds an Intermediate at Harrold.''

He continued ''some say that he eats 16 raw Fulmar eggs for breakfast every morning...and that he was put together by the same people who constructed Stonehenge...

...all we know is, he's called the RIB.''

1 comment:

  1. My Grizzly's Bacon Butty trophy will stay on my mantle piece forever - if I had a mantle piece that is.